There was a day a man entered a bus.. Suddenly a MAD Man ran to the bus, pointed at the man and
said MAD MAN COME DOWN ..Everybody was surprised and...was laughing at the man, the mad
man came again and pointed to this young man and shouted MADMAN I SAID COME DOW. Again everybody started laughing at the mad man who is calling a normalyoungman a mad man. Now the
bus waS full with passengers and was about to kick off when again the 3rd time the mad man ran to the man and shouted MADDDD MANNN I SAID U SHOULD COME DOWN YOU
DONT WANT TO HEAR HMMMMM. The man thought for a while and told the driver to stop that he wanna alight from the bus and he alighted At last the bus went off, 20 mins later it was heard that the bus has gotten an accident and all the passengers died. Now I decree to all those who read this story and ready to type "Amen". whenever the enemy plans to take away your life, the LORD shall send His angel to inform you in JESUS name!!!!! Claim this prayer by typing
'Amen.
Tuesday, 23 June 2015
ADVICE TO HUSBANDS
HUSBAND'S: There is nothing that threatens the security of a wife than the thought of another woman competing for the attention & affection of her husband. Nothing is more painful. Nothing is more disrespecting. Nothing is more insulting. Nothing is more belittling & degrading. Every wife needs to know that she is still number one in your life. She needs to know that there is no competitor or contender for her privileged position in your heart. She needs to know that you will continue to choose her above all others daily. You may have told her a million times that you love her. You may have told her ten times yesterday that “I love you.” But she needs to be reminded today & every day that you love her even if you think that she already knows that you do. Cherish her daily above all others.
Tuesday, 2 December 2014
Computer Warehouse Group Plc (Net Software Engineer)
One of the fastest growing information and communication technology
companies in Africa today. We offer integrated ICT solutions that add
value to the operations of diverse clientele, using highly skilled and
well motivated workforce. We work with best-in-class partners and
technologies from all over the world.
We comprise three divisions, each with expertise in one of the three information technology disciplines, plus an IT training and certification centre.
CWL Systems specialises in the supply and maintenance of computer hardware and ancillary equipment. It commands a share of over 15% of the computer systems market in Nigeria with a strong foray into the Ghanaian and the larger West African market.
DCC Networks dedicates itself to VSAT, Metropolitan Area Network, Wide Area Network, Systems Integration and Network Monitoring and Management.
Job description
Be responsible for design, development, unit-test and support of complex Dot net systems, specifically:
Work with business analysts to finalize business requirements and product definition.
Provide architecture design and identify design strategies based on business requirements
Work with other members of the group to determine best design options by applying the best practice and design patterns
Produce design documents and unit-test suite for new and existing functionality.
Implement Dot Net solutions based on the design
Participate in structured code reviews
Build and execute unit-test cases
Desired Skills and Experience
Technical Skills:
Extensive T-SQL programming with Stored Procedures
Extensive working and programming experience in VB.Net is a plus
Interpersonal/Soft Skills:
Ability to write effectively and perform technical briefings
Ability to create documents such as release notes.
Ability to produce accurate, complete & concise deliverables & reports
Ability to communicate effectively with developers, project management, and end users
Experience:
Minimum 2-years software development using Object Oriented design and customer-facing web applications.
Experience with Microsoft SQL Server or similar relational databases
Database modelling and SQL development experience
Experience writing technical documentation including design documents and UML
Source code control and version control for change management
BS in Computer Science or comparable degrees
Experience:
Experience writing and supporting T-SQL.
Banking Industry Experience is an advantage
All applications must be sent to cwg.hr@cwlgroup.com within a week and emails must have the title of the job being applied for. Only successful applicants will be contacted. Applicants must state working telephone numbers at which they can be reached during office hours.
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We comprise three divisions, each with expertise in one of the three information technology disciplines, plus an IT training and certification centre.
CWL Systems specialises in the supply and maintenance of computer hardware and ancillary equipment. It commands a share of over 15% of the computer systems market in Nigeria with a strong foray into the Ghanaian and the larger West African market.
DCC Networks dedicates itself to VSAT, Metropolitan Area Network, Wide Area Network, Systems Integration and Network Monitoring and Management.
Job description
Be responsible for design, development, unit-test and support of complex Dot net systems, specifically:
Work with business analysts to finalize business requirements and product definition.
Provide architecture design and identify design strategies based on business requirements
Work with other members of the group to determine best design options by applying the best practice and design patterns
Produce design documents and unit-test suite for new and existing functionality.
Implement Dot Net solutions based on the design
Participate in structured code reviews
Build and execute unit-test cases
Desired Skills and Experience
Technical Skills:
Extensive T-SQL programming with Stored Procedures
Extensive working and programming experience in VB.Net is a plus
Interpersonal/Soft Skills:
Ability to write effectively and perform technical briefings
Ability to create documents such as release notes.
Ability to produce accurate, complete & concise deliverables & reports
Ability to communicate effectively with developers, project management, and end users
Experience:
Minimum 2-years software development using Object Oriented design and customer-facing web applications.
Experience with Microsoft SQL Server or similar relational databases
Database modelling and SQL development experience
Experience writing technical documentation including design documents and UML
Source code control and version control for change management
BS in Computer Science or comparable degrees
Experience:
Experience writing and supporting T-SQL.
Banking Industry Experience is an advantage
All applications must be sent to cwg.hr@cwlgroup.com within a week and emails must have the title of the job being applied for. Only successful applicants will be contacted. Applicants must state working telephone numbers at which they can be reached during office hours.
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GE Nigeria EID Internship Programme 2014
Through initiatives like ecomagination and healthymagination, we are developing the next generation of products and services to improve the way we use resources, impact our communities and care for each other. Join GE and you'll discover a career opportunity of incredible diversity - across disciplines and around the globe. No other company invests in the development, training and advancement of its employees the way we do, because we believe it is our innovative thinking that is our strength, and that strength is what enables GE to make a positive impact on tomorrow, today. From jet engines to power generation, financial services to water processing, and medical imaging to turning imaginative ideas into leading products and services. GE is imagination at work.
We are recruiting to fill the below position:
Job Title: EID Intern
Job Number: 2004882
Location: Lagos
Business: GE Global Growth Organization
GE Nigeria EID Internship Programme 2014
Role Summary/Purpose
An internship at GE enables you to interact with innovators in your field whilst being mentored by leaders who will develop your potential through hands-on experience that will equip you with the right skills in your chosen career field. The vast majority of our graduate hires into our leadership development programs were interns with us first. We're looking for high potential 2nd to 4th year students following locations:
Ivory Coast
Nigeria
Cameroon
Angola
Equatori
Essential Responsibilities
The intern will be required to support business activities working on challenging projects that present great learning opportunities. As a valuable member of our team, our interns will receive many benefits including:
Challenging work assignments
Exposure to a multinational company
Developmental feedback
Exposure to senior leadership
Qualifications/Requirements
University enrolled students who are currently pursuing their degrees in Engineering, IT, Marketing, Business Administration, Finance or Human Resources
Strong analytical skills and attention to details,
Solid desk-based research skills
Authorized to work in your country full-time and without restriction
Must have an advanced to fluent level of English
Ability to work in a fast-paced, changing environment
Demonstrated team player
Confident self-starter who has demonstrated drive
Excellent organization skills, ability to independently prioritize multiple tasks and work to deadlines
APPLY HERE
Declare for APC, Yoruba youth group tells Obasanjo
The Afenifere Renaissance Youth Congress (ARYG) has asked former
President Olusegun Obasanjo to formally declare for the All Progressives
Congress (APC), instead of working to damage the Peoples Democratic
Party (PDP) from within.
The group, comprising many members of the PDP in the South-West zone, also said Obasanjo’s attacks on President Jonathan, was unfortunate, saying as a former president, he had unfettered access to the Presidential Villa, describing his action as unstatesmanlike.
Speaking against the backdrop of the recent attack by Obasanjo on President Jonathan, the group leader, Mr. Abimbola Owolabi, said it was difficult to believe that Obasanjo was still a member of the PDP.
The group wondered why Obasanjo could not respect the provisions of the constitution of the party, especially the section that frowned on bringing the name of the party to disrepute.
According to the group, “Obasanjo is not only denigrating the presidency, the person of Jonathan and the ruling party, which he claims to be a member by his constant lies, unwarranted attacks and mischievous blackmail to portray President Jonathan as weak, corrupt and dictatorial, but also manifestly executing the propaganda of the APC.”
The group, comprising many members of the PDP in the South-West zone, also said Obasanjo’s attacks on President Jonathan, was unfortunate, saying as a former president, he had unfettered access to the Presidential Villa, describing his action as unstatesmanlike.
Speaking against the backdrop of the recent attack by Obasanjo on President Jonathan, the group leader, Mr. Abimbola Owolabi, said it was difficult to believe that Obasanjo was still a member of the PDP.
The group wondered why Obasanjo could not respect the provisions of the constitution of the party, especially the section that frowned on bringing the name of the party to disrepute.
According to the group, “Obasanjo is not only denigrating the presidency, the person of Jonathan and the ruling party, which he claims to be a member by his constant lies, unwarranted attacks and mischievous blackmail to portray President Jonathan as weak, corrupt and dictatorial, but also manifestly executing the propaganda of the APC.”
Saturday, 24 May 2014
10 Richest Nigerian Comedians & Their Sources Of Wealth
Comedians are meant to be funny, right? Yes, the stand-up comedians
dominating Nigeria’s humour business landscape are funny quite alright
on stage, but very serious in business.
With assets running into billions of naira, they are light years apart from the past crops of old comedians who wait on people for meager rations of life.
They may look funny and unserious, but they are cavorting to the bank and living their dreams. Ali Baba, the father of stand-up comedians in Nigeria, aptly captured in words, the profitability of comedy business when he said: “comedy is a funny business, a very big business.”
After a careful study of the careers of these successful comedians, Showtime came to the conclusion that a number of them are outstanding. Here are the top 10 in this branch of entertainment in terms of their assets, the money they charge per show, the various products or corporate endorsements they did, and their established brands from which they make steady income.
Alibaba:
With over thirty years of performing on stage and hosting events for almost all Nigeria’s former presidents and the present one, Ali Baba sits at the apex. Even President Olusegun Obasanjo once jokingly accused him of being overpaid for his performance. His Lekki mansion where he lives is said to be worth more than N300 million alone.
Alibaba makes his money through a chain of businesses in Lagos: as a reputed motivational speaker, a professional comedian patronised by almost all the big brands and political bigwigs in the country. His net worth is estimated to be over 3 billion naira. It is estimated that he performs in a minimum of two events weekly at an average rate of 4 to 4.5million naira per event. That would add up to about 400 million naira per annum!
Basketmouth:
He has been associated with many companies, signing different endorsement contracts in the last six years. He also has an impressive list of branding deals with Amstel Malta, Globacom Ltd. and a host of others. With his sold-out shows in South African, London, and even in far away America, and on his Basketmouth Uncensored platform, the comedian has been so consistent since he came to limelight.
His assets are estimated to be worth 2 billion naira. His annual income may be in excess of 192 million, while endorsement deals run into over 120 million annually. His international show, Basketmouth Uncensored, rakes in an estimated 100million naira. This artiste makes over 360 million annually.
I Go Dye:
United Nations Millennium Developmental Goal Ambassador, Amb. Francis Agoda, fondly called I Go Dye is the C.E.O of Revamp Construction Company, a property, real estate and road Construction Company. An estimate of his annual income stands between 350 and 500million naira, while his net worth is valued at over 2 billion naira. With properties in choice areas across Nigeria, and fleet of luxury cars, he is the man to beat. He also has a special performing relationship with almost all the governors in the country. His business empire is increasing every day. Presently, he is constructing a bottle water company, Franstel Natural Bottle Water.
Julius Agwu:
He made over 20 million naira alone from the launch of his book when he turned 40. He has properties scattered all over the country, a state-of-the-art audio and video studio, and more political affiliates than any other comedian.
For over a decade now, Julius Agwu has been organising two events: Crack Your Ribs and Laugh for Christ Sake. He is reputed to own properties in 3 states in Nigeria, and is also the C.E.O of Real Laff Entertainment Company which is an event management firm. His performance fee is between 2 to 3million naira per event, and his annual take-home is estimated at 180million while his personally organised events are estimated to be about 140 million annually. His net worth is valued to be 1.5 billion naira.
AY:
Since his foray into this money making business, he has risen faster than anticipated with a performance fee that is between 1 and 2 million naira per event, while his A.Y Live events organised annually rakes in 160 million annually. He is said to be earning 280 million naira annually. His net worth is put at 800 million naira. He is also working on his MVP club and also runs an event company. He also has fleets of cars and properties at Lekki area in Lagos.
Gbenga Adeyinka:
No comedian anchors more events than him presently. He is constantly busy and a top choice with politicians.He has properties and several business interests besides his Laffmattaz which is always a sold out show with more than 5000 people in attendance every year
Okey Bakaasi:
He anchors upscale events steadily and must have made huge money from politics too as Senior Special Assistant on entertainment in Imo State. He has a mansion in Imo State and Canada.
TEE-A:
A highly gifted wedding MC, he has equipment and an events company. He anchors mainly heightened events and also does private businesses
BOVI:
He has made a lot of money lately from events, adverts and tours. He is probably the hottest kid right now.
YAW
Yaw is into the big league with a choice property in Lagos. He also makes money from MTN adverts, radio presentations, radio hypes, anchoring events, equipment leasing and other businesses.
With assets running into billions of naira, they are light years apart from the past crops of old comedians who wait on people for meager rations of life.
They may look funny and unserious, but they are cavorting to the bank and living their dreams. Ali Baba, the father of stand-up comedians in Nigeria, aptly captured in words, the profitability of comedy business when he said: “comedy is a funny business, a very big business.”
After a careful study of the careers of these successful comedians, Showtime came to the conclusion that a number of them are outstanding. Here are the top 10 in this branch of entertainment in terms of their assets, the money they charge per show, the various products or corporate endorsements they did, and their established brands from which they make steady income.
Alibaba:
With over thirty years of performing on stage and hosting events for almost all Nigeria’s former presidents and the present one, Ali Baba sits at the apex. Even President Olusegun Obasanjo once jokingly accused him of being overpaid for his performance. His Lekki mansion where he lives is said to be worth more than N300 million alone.
Alibaba makes his money through a chain of businesses in Lagos: as a reputed motivational speaker, a professional comedian patronised by almost all the big brands and political bigwigs in the country. His net worth is estimated to be over 3 billion naira. It is estimated that he performs in a minimum of two events weekly at an average rate of 4 to 4.5million naira per event. That would add up to about 400 million naira per annum!
Basketmouth:
He has been associated with many companies, signing different endorsement contracts in the last six years. He also has an impressive list of branding deals with Amstel Malta, Globacom Ltd. and a host of others. With his sold-out shows in South African, London, and even in far away America, and on his Basketmouth Uncensored platform, the comedian has been so consistent since he came to limelight.
His assets are estimated to be worth 2 billion naira. His annual income may be in excess of 192 million, while endorsement deals run into over 120 million annually. His international show, Basketmouth Uncensored, rakes in an estimated 100million naira. This artiste makes over 360 million annually.
I Go Dye:
United Nations Millennium Developmental Goal Ambassador, Amb. Francis Agoda, fondly called I Go Dye is the C.E.O of Revamp Construction Company, a property, real estate and road Construction Company. An estimate of his annual income stands between 350 and 500million naira, while his net worth is valued at over 2 billion naira. With properties in choice areas across Nigeria, and fleet of luxury cars, he is the man to beat. He also has a special performing relationship with almost all the governors in the country. His business empire is increasing every day. Presently, he is constructing a bottle water company, Franstel Natural Bottle Water.
Julius Agwu:
He made over 20 million naira alone from the launch of his book when he turned 40. He has properties scattered all over the country, a state-of-the-art audio and video studio, and more political affiliates than any other comedian.
For over a decade now, Julius Agwu has been organising two events: Crack Your Ribs and Laugh for Christ Sake. He is reputed to own properties in 3 states in Nigeria, and is also the C.E.O of Real Laff Entertainment Company which is an event management firm. His performance fee is between 2 to 3million naira per event, and his annual take-home is estimated at 180million while his personally organised events are estimated to be about 140 million annually. His net worth is valued to be 1.5 billion naira.
AY:
Since his foray into this money making business, he has risen faster than anticipated with a performance fee that is between 1 and 2 million naira per event, while his A.Y Live events organised annually rakes in 160 million annually. He is said to be earning 280 million naira annually. His net worth is put at 800 million naira. He is also working on his MVP club and also runs an event company. He also has fleets of cars and properties at Lekki area in Lagos.
Gbenga Adeyinka:
No comedian anchors more events than him presently. He is constantly busy and a top choice with politicians.He has properties and several business interests besides his Laffmattaz which is always a sold out show with more than 5000 people in attendance every year
Okey Bakaasi:
He anchors upscale events steadily and must have made huge money from politics too as Senior Special Assistant on entertainment in Imo State. He has a mansion in Imo State and Canada.
TEE-A:
A highly gifted wedding MC, he has equipment and an events company. He anchors mainly heightened events and also does private businesses
BOVI:
He has made a lot of money lately from events, adverts and tours. He is probably the hottest kid right now.
YAW
Yaw is into the big league with a choice property in Lagos. He also makes money from MTN adverts, radio presentations, radio hypes, anchoring events, equipment leasing and other businesses.
The Difference Between AMD And INTEL
There are about 2 types of laptop processors common in Nigeria.
The first is Intel and the second in AMD and there are differences between them. When you go to buy a laptop, after defining the characteristics, don't forget to include the type of processor. The type of processor is always written on the laptop for easy identification.
INTEL:
This type of processor has produces less heat while it's in use but the graphical quality is less than the latter.
AMD:
This type produces more heat when in use but has better graphical quality than Intel. It also requires better ventilation to operate to reduce overheating of the battery and other components. If you allow the battery to overheat, it will not charge when you plug it to any power source, and over time this can damage the battery.
The first is Intel and the second in AMD and there are differences between them. When you go to buy a laptop, after defining the characteristics, don't forget to include the type of processor. The type of processor is always written on the laptop for easy identification.
INTEL:
This type of processor has produces less heat while it's in use but the graphical quality is less than the latter.
AMD:
This type produces more heat when in use but has better graphical quality than Intel. It also requires better ventilation to operate to reduce overheating of the battery and other components. If you allow the battery to overheat, it will not charge when you plug it to any power source, and over time this can damage the battery.
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